Plopster

Derived from the well-known aquatic shelf animal, lobster, the plopster has many identical attributes as the lobster like an external skeleton, however the plopster's outer skeleton is completely composed of shit. The plopster like the lobster is eaten in several different cultures, only unlike the lobster which is usually eaten as a main course, the plopster is eaten for dessert.

My shit has claws, it looks like a plopster.

by scottdewlap May 13, 2009

alco-plops

After a night of drinking disgustingly cheap and rubbish alcopops, and various other mixtures of alcoholic drinks. The runny poo that follows in the morning. See also, Beeriod.

"Georgie, get out of the toilet I have to release some alco-plops"

"Mum get a towel I just shit my bed"

by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007

poopsex

A word to be used in response to an argument that is taken too seriously. The function of the word 'poopsex' is to degrade the conversation to the lowest level

John: I abortion is a necessary social function.

Timothy: See, I disagree I think it is murder, what do you think Bill?

Bill: Poopsex.

by Sid Corrigan October 3, 2007

Ploopy

A word so deadly so foul so incomprehensible to think of how much damage it can do. This word since George Washington presidentship was locked away not to be known to the public. Until one day a man discovered and said it. Rumors have come up that this man was named “Greg Heffley” but he claims it was his brother instead.

Ploopy

by Thenickfebicoffical April 16, 2022

Poopshit

It’s is when your buthole explodes with poopshit

I just had a poopshit

by Bombersboom August 8, 2019

undouched poopsex

undouched poopsex is anal sex with no enema first. the phrase comes from undouched, which in this phrase is analagous with a vaginal douche; and poopsex, the likely result. in undouched poopsex, a man fucks an ass that is not first cleaned out by use of an enema, resulting in poopchunks on the dicktip.

last night i got some undouched poopsex. he didnt take an enema first, so after i fucked him, my dick was all brown with corn and nuts and brown chunks so i made him suck the poopchunks off my dicktip.

by badmachine April 27, 2008

Big Poops

A person who tends to clog every toilet he/she shits in.

Girl:The toilet is over flowing downstairs!

Girl 2:Yeah some kid just clogged the one upstairs and then he went to Wendy's.

Josh:Well what do you expect when you invite Big Poops to your house

by J-Mont April 1, 2008