helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.

we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.

by rich April 26, 2004

Pisher

(Scots) A toilet. A place where one goes for a pish.

The pisher in the bus station was shut by the time our bus got in, and we had to pish though the grille of the kiosk.

by Pisher pete February 18, 2009

pitcher

1. n. a drug dealer of any kind, but most commonly used to refer to a marijuana dealer. On the southside of Atlanta "pitcher" refers specifically to an exstacy dealer

2. n. a pitcher of beer.

3. The person on the giving end in any sexual act, most commonly refers to the giver of gay anal sex

1. I just caught a sack from that pitcher on the corner.

2. Lets order another pitcher or two and get shit faced.

3. Sure Joe's gay but at least he's always the pitcher.

by Sugar J December 28, 2005

Pitcher only (PO)

The hardest position to play in baseball. Has a horseback and can can hit dingers and field because they're the real athletes on the field, but their high school coach never lets them do anything else but throw the ball to prevent them from getting injured

Do you see that Pitcher only (PO)! He throwing straight gas and is dropping bombs and thongs!!

by A.Tony.G April 13, 2022

Toe Pincher

A term frequently used in the American funeral industry for a coffin - a six sided burial receptacle.

The word refers to the wedge-like shape of the coffin, which widens from the head to the shoulders and then narrows from the shoulders to the feet - the foot end often being much more narrow than the head end, as if pinching the toes of the person laying inside it.

The term is now sometimes used in everyday American slang, especially during the Halloween season.

Jake: Are we building a haunted house in the garage this year for Halloween?

Tyler: Yup, and I found a really cool toe pincher we can use. It's fake and made of cardboard but it looks like a real coffin.

Jake: Cool! I'll dress up like a vampire and lay inside it.

by Cody's Dad December 13, 2010

poop pincher

Your sphincter ring. The muscle responsible for pinching off your poop between droppings

Oh man it stinks in here... Someone needs to wipe their damn poop pincher!!

by Joe the garza May 17, 2015

Rookie Pitcher

When your girlfriend or significant other wont jack you off but you need to really badly because you have blue balls so you jack yourself off while making out with the significant other and ultimately cum on said significant other.

He pulled a rookie pitcher after a long day with his chaste girlfriend.

by Ginger Survival Kit September 18, 2015