Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.
by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, September 2, 2006
Get the Plankton mug.Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."
“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."
I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."
I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."
by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009
Get the point plankn mug.1. guy1: woah look at that guy! his head is like a plank!
guy2: lets name him plankhead!
2.guy1: hey look, theres that girl that got hit in the head with a plank of wood yesterday!
guy2: oh yeah! lets name her plankhead!
guy2: lets name him plankhead!
2.guy1: hey look, theres that girl that got hit in the head with a plank of wood yesterday!
guy2: oh yeah! lets name her plankhead!
by PlankHead May 29, 2009
Get the Plankhead mug.Thanksgiving on a pirate ship.
Bobo drank a gallon of rum and tried to start a mutiny this Planksgiving, so the captain made him stumble the plank.
by HumaneAnimal November 11, 2017
Get the Planksgiving mug.Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.
Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
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Get the Flat as a plank mug.The act of planking while in the air with no support and hovering for a moment. The persons body must be as straight as possible, parallel to the surface below, with arms flush to their torso and give zero Fs to to forthcoming slam. The brief moment that all these attributes are true, and photographed is termed: St Louis Plank. Usually accomplished by jumping onto a bed (sometimes off another bed) and landing completely flat bodied and smush faced. Originating in St Louis in the early 2020s, this exercise can be performed either as a way to show total excitement or complete exhaustion and is most commonly performed by a person for an audience with a camera app at the ready. A variation, the St Louis Multi Plank, can be performed where at least 2 people attempt the SLP from opposing beds- ie that of a hotel room.
Friend1: Yo dawg, I just danced all night and finna passout.
<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>
Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!
Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
<Launches Himself on the bed with arms at sides and face first in the pillow>
Friend2: <snaps photo while friend1 was in the air like a boss>. Awwshnaps, I just got a foto of yo St Louis Plank!
Friend1: post that ish! <snorrrrrrrrres>
by Jon Hammburger July 25, 2023
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