Philosophical Slur

1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.

2) A drunken philosophy.

"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints

Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."

Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."

by Fuhrer Aurifexion July 5, 2009

Philosoficated

Describing someone who is experienced in being hot and sexy.

Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”

Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”

by PaulXD October 2, 2021

Philosophigh

that state of talking about something in a philosophical manner while high from smoking marijuana, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level

Male 1: "Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it"
Male 2: "Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to think at your level... I never know what you are talking about."
Male 1: "I know dude... I'm so philosophigh"

by bree.z June 13, 2010

Philosophicate

To educate in life and philosophy. It's similar to educate but on the other side of the axis. To teach about important life lessons.

I used to philosophicate teens who never questioned their lives before.

by PierceKin January 11, 2011

Philosofap

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013

Philosofecal

Talking a lot of bullshit.

Jimmy is so philosofecal this morning. -Dude Jimmy is always philosofecal.

by kprodigy September 21, 2018

Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020