1) A philosophical statement that is garbled or doesn't make very much sense.

2) A drunken philosophy.
"Make like a tree and get the fuck out." - The Boondock Saints

Drunken Roomate " Used couches are the cause of divorce."

Sober Roomate " That was a wise Philosophical Slur."
by Fuhrer Aurifexion July 6, 2009
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