Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.

Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.

by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

The best games ever imo, though it uses the basic story-line for the previous 3 gen games, training, getting the gym badges, beating the elite four, and battling the champion. They were made around 2006 so they are games that NEED to have remakes, it would be amazing. Though you should also play Pokemon Platinum, the Distortion World looks fucking insane. It would look more insane in 3D though.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has the best music, best evil team, and the best champion, and shes really hard and really hot.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.

by EspuressoTheCoffee March 11, 2017

pear shaped

A British expression used to indicate that something has gone horribly wrong with a person's plans, most commonly in the phrase "It's all gone pear shaped." The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly.

"Howard Dean must have thought he was a shoo-in for the Democratic presidential nomination, but somehow in the primaries it all went pear shaped."

by Mooseboy February 11, 2004

Prickly Pear

Describes the off putting reactive behavior of someone who is a little too sensitive but means well. The concept comes from actual prickly pear (cactus fruit) which has spiny thorns on the exterior that hide sweet fruit inside.

Don't mind that guy, he's a bit of a prickly pear but he means well.

by Yogi Barely October 8, 2017

Pearl Jam

A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam.

semen cum jiz

She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.

by Real Pseudonym March 14, 2019

polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

by wwcnd July 22, 2008

mary pearl

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands

"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"

by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015