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Pheodor Pagnusson

Pagnusson is frequently seen near the penalty spot where he lies on the ground as soon as a defender comes within 3 metres of him. Whenever a penalty is awarded to the team, he steals the ball from his teammates and begins to cry when they tell him that he has bottled enough penalties this season. He has a tendency to magically disappear as soon as his team loses possession of the ball.
Coach: Pheodor Pagnusson missed the penalty again. We need to sub him off before he vanishes
Pheodor Pagnusson: *Cries while begging the ref for a penalty"
by Penaldo the ghost April 5, 2023
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Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.
I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant
by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019
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pheasant plucking

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P P Head

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phadunk

Slapping someone on the top of their head with one's excited penis.
I nearly knocked her out when i phadunked her!
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"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"
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