poop painting

n: the image left on the bottom of tha bowl, after flushing a particularly dense piece of shit.

"Sarah won her clam chowder cook off, then made a poop painting of an Aztec warior fighting a panther... while an electric storm brewed in the distance."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

when pigs paint

A variation on “when pigs fly,” a phrase used to indicate that something is never going to happen.

I will cast my vote for the Mobster in Chief when pigs paint!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

PORCELINE PAINTING

WHEN ONE SITS ON THE TOILETTE AND SPRAYS THE BOWL WITH FECAL RAINBOWS CREATING A BEAUTIFUL PAINTING THATS PORCELINE PAINTING BABY

MY GOD I JUST SHIT ME A VANGO WHAT A GREAT PORCELINE PAINTING WORTHY OF A MUESEUM

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 25, 2011

leet custom painted

When something is so completely and utterly retarded.

Spawned from a man selling a $40 guitar overdrive pedal for $400 because he painted it and tagged it "custom painted."

This guy's selling a guitar overdrive pedal he built from $40 worth of Radio Shack parts for $400?! ZOMG that's so LEET CUSTOM PAINTED!!!1//oneslash

by l0vemetal January 14, 2008

Paint Shop Pro

Paint Shop Pro is a software that can be used to edit and create Images to use in many different programs. It supports many of the popular graphic types, including CompuServe (GIF), JFIF Compliant (JPEG), Macintosh PICT (PICT), Windows Bitmap (BMP), Photoshop (PSD), and Portable Network Graphics (PNG, my favourite) as well as less familiar file types. You can also use Paint Shop Pro to convert Images from one format to another. It is much facile than Adobe Photoshop, in my opinion. Often known as PSP.

Photoshop user: it took me 7 years in photoshop for my skills to improve.
Paint shop pro user: woah really? it only took me 4!

by skrlx June 9, 2008

legs painted on

When you've been steadily partaking of alcohol, hash cookies, bongs etc in the seated position, only to realise upon standing up that you're too goddamn wasted for your legs to be capable of fulfilling their normal function. Derived from the practice of painting on (or using decals to represent) non-functional elements to decorate cars (eg bullet holes), model aircraft (eg instrument panels) and so forth.

I thought I was still OK until I went to take a dump with my legs painted on and ended up shitting myself in the hallway.

Girl: Let's take this to the bedroom.
Guy: AllRIGHT! Yeah baby -- oh shit, your legs are painted on, I'm gonna have to drag your ass.

I can't believe you survived that bike ride with your legs painted on, man, you puked all over my garage and went to sleep on a wheel ramp.

by Gun Arvidssen October 16, 2008

go hard in the paint

Finish a task aggressively, trying really hard to get it done. Comes from basketball, where players must aggressively drive to the hoop from within the painted region of the court.

Bill is all about makin' his cash, hustlin' to the top. He likes to go hard in the paint.

by skibot July 22, 2012