Paramedic

A person who successfully completes the two required semesters at a community college in order to obtain an EMT-Intravenous therapy license. The person then proceeds to complete an additional three semesters to become an EMT-Paramedic. Followed by over 1500 hours of clinical time in various operating rooms, emergency rooms, and ambulance services. The Paramedic is trained in all basic EMT skills, pharmacology (over 200 medications), endotracheal intubation, blood collection for ABGs, trauma/medical assessment, intra osseous medication infusion therapy, and many other skills. The Paramedic is ACLS, PALS, and PHTLS certified.

Paramedic: "This patient's in cardiac arrest. I'm going to need someone performing correct chest compressions, someone needs to draw up drugs, someone needs to get on the monitor, and I need IV access. This patient's in ventricular fibrillation. Draw up 1 mg of epinephrine and prepare to defibrillate at 200 joules biphasic."

by Paramedic 9224 April 25, 2013

Paramedic

Icy blooded, steel natured, beast capable of doing the near impossible with almost nothing to work with in the worst conditions for the least possible pay. Given twice the social responsibility of law enforcement and none of the authority, while firefighters are running into the burning building, paramedics take up residence in the burning building and start unpacking boxes and paying rent.

Stepping out of the ambulance and surveying the scene the paramedic sighed and said, "Get my coffee, it's going to be a long shift. "

by Old_Scratch July 1, 2015

THE PARAMEDIC

is when you have sex in the missionary position with surgical gloves on and make ambulance noises during sex and then you take her pulse when your done lmaol

mario: my sex life is really boring

luigi: try doing THE PARAMEDIC

by ADAMO S July 13, 2010

parameshwari

Parameshwari is a very interesting girl...She is highly ambitious and very friendly. She's sweet as pie when she's in good mood but can turn cold as freezer when in bad mood. She is mixture of everything, a little lazy, a little crazy, a little practical and a little emotional. P.s. her laugh is amazing! 😜

Parameshwari is the best!

by Sin_rose December 6, 2022

Parames

Closed/negate/not working on sundays.

A: "Are you going to the mall today?"
B: "For what? It's parames."

by William Clark March 17, 2008

Pramercracker

1. A black person who acts white
2. A black person that does not like getting high.

1. you fucking pramercracker!
2. hey pramercracker.
3. pramercracker frazzlegracker!!!!!!!!
4.PRAMERCRACKER!!!

by Dr. Crackerstacker May 19, 2010

prameeth

He is jadra who brings bad luck where ever he goes!

See prameeth has come now it will now day will be full of bad luck!

by rufffnow May 2, 2018