Petite Clite

a little clitorus
pronounced "petite cleat"

1. did you pleasure your girlfriend?
2. well kinda, she had a petite clite

by mister_a_1234 January 18, 2009

Petite-ist

(n.) someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.
(adj.) describing someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.

(n.) "I would be going to homecoming with (name), but he's a petite-ist."
(adj.) "I would have gotten a date, but all the boys in this school are petite-ist."

by Free the Poet September 21, 2011

petite chienne

Petite chienne is literally translated as "little female dog".

Can be used as an affectionate term in a couple.

Regarde ce que je t'ai acheté comme cadeau. - Look what I bought you as a gift.
Ohhh, merci beaucoup ma petite chienne :) - Ohhh, thanks so much my honey.

by ArkJoshy January 14, 2021

Petite Lap Giraffe

Viral euphemism for penis dick main vein johnson willy cock schlong popular term so that advertisers can pull one over on the FCC

I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.

Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle

Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?

by MaxandGrinch April 12, 2011

Petite Peter

Small. Weak. A guy who never goes to the gym and disappoints all the gym dudes.
A guy who breaks all the gym rules.

aka PP

1)-Hey, you are so weak! You look like a Petite Peter !
2)-What a PP man! Shame on you! haha
3)-Hey dude, wanna join for the gym today?
-Hey, no, I am a PP

by Huge Jorge February 3, 2017

petite salope

When a girl named Fiona gives her ass to a random person

Fiona's nickname is "petite salope"

by Franki le magnifique May 21, 2016

petite albino monkey

a dirty white emo that acts like shes black but shes really just a morbidly obese white girl

"ur not funny u petite albino monkey."

by draculamanee April 28, 2022