(n.) someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.
(adj.) describing someone who only dates people who are both vertically-challenged and incredibly skinny.
(n.) "I would be going to homecoming with (name), but he's a petite-ist."
(adj.) "I would have gotten a date, but all the boys in this school are petite-ist."
Regarde ce que je t'ai acheté comme cadeau. - Look what I bought you as a gift.
Ohhh, merci beaucoup ma petite chienne :) - Ohhh, thanks so much my honey.
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I'm going to get her to come over and play with my petite lap giraffe.
Last night she gave my petite lap giraffe a complete tour of her jungle
Yesterday during the wrestling match, did you see that petite lap giraffe getting squeezed without the ref seeing anything, until the other guy did a UFIA ?
Small. Weak. A guy who never goes to the gym and disappoints all the gym dudes.
A guy who breaks all the gym rules.
aka PP
1)-Hey, you are so weak! You look like a Petite Peter !
2)-What a PP man! Shame on you! haha
3)-Hey dude, wanna join for the gym today?
-Hey, no, I am a PP