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Pessimist

If you're a pessimist and wrong than something good happens.

Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."

Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"

Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"

Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐

Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"

Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
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Pessimist

Someone who thinks bad things will forever remain bad unless previously good, and good things can very easily become bad.
Arguments regarding pessimism and optimism:
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"

(Both) "shut up, asshole!"
by MrMrMemeyGuy June 1, 2018
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Pessimistic

That guy John is so pessimistic”
by Negative 1234 May 4, 2020
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Pessimissimo

A musical tempo that's too fast for you so you know you're about to mess it up.
Let's try it at 110bpm. 120 is pessimissimo for me.
by Bassman Benny February 7, 2024
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pessimessi

did you know pessimessi is married to jakey, they personally told me and showed the signed contract and everything
by pessimessi November 22, 2020
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Pessimist

Ugh he's such a pessimist,does he ever expect something good?
by BixyBB June 18, 2022
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Pessimisticity

A strong feeling that bad things are more likely to happen than good things.
Pessimisticity takes pessimism to another level! Very common among last year's Ph.D. students.
Relax Aizhan! You should handle your pessimisticity. You will find a job!
by Mr. Wordwise October 12, 2022
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