Pernis

The redneck way of saying "penis"

Redneck 1: Shoot, you know what I gots from that there store of mine? I gots me a pernis in one o' dem fancy boxes.

Redneck 2: no darn way, can i borrow that there fancy pernis? Mines done broke.

by Slang-O- October 22, 2010

Pernus Bernus

floppy boner

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!

by MagicPickle July 27, 2012

peenose

a type of sex were the man put his penises up the ladys nose and has sex with her nose and sometime lets go in there

man:lets have peenose
woman:?
man:i stick my dick in ur nose
woman:sounds fun lets try

by pocketsize666 March 30, 2020

Pernus

Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis

Imma shove ma pernus up uranus

by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 14, 2015

perno

Pictures and or videos on a computer that make your weiner hard.

Damnit! Stop looking at pernos.

by shop 10 October 2, 2006

Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

peroscarlate

An exaggerated reaction to something that poses no actual threat

Bush 'peroscarlated' when going after bin laden, a guy in a cave.

When someone jumps out the way of something that was never gonna hit them in the first place

by doug888 November 4, 2008