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Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis
Imma shove ma pernus up uranus
Pernus by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 14, 2015
A pernus is a mixture of a penis and an anus, it doesn't look very pleasant. It is usually equipped on trans.
Let me see your penis, sorry im trans i only have a pernus
Pernus by Truft September 16, 2019
"damn, chad's got a pernus."
"how bad is it?"
"its fuckin bad..."
Pernus by DankAssKush12345 February 11, 2017

Pernus Bernus 

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!
Pernus Bernus by MagicPickle July 27, 2012

pernus malfunction 

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.

Pernus malfunctions 

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.