Pernus

Ayy gurl, wanna see me pernus?
Yeah, it means penis

Imma shove ma pernus up uranus

by Ayyy m8 get rekt May 13, 2015

Pernus

A pernus is a mixture of a penis and an anus, it doesn't look very pleasant. It is usually equipped on trans.

Let me see your penis, sorry im trans i only have a pernus

by Truft September 16, 2019

Pernus

An odd or deformed penis.

"damn, chad's got a pernus."
"how bad is it?"
"its fuckin bad..."

by DankAssKush12345 February 11, 2017

pernus

A deformed willy

Rebecca has a pernus

by Thestrangelittlenubby November 09, 2013

Pernus Bernus

floppy boner

A pernus bernus is a half boner. You're jealous of my pernus bernus!

by MagicPickle July 28, 2012

pernus malfunction

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021

Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.

Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.

by loopsipåp March 26, 2021