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"Ayben is a peon ass nigga"

" Bro Ayben literally is acting like a peon."
Peon by sdfrtgyuiuytyuytgfg September 12, 2025
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“Them Niggas Dee and riham are some sorry ass peons
Peon by The one who always will be November 6, 2025

Peon-me bush 

Any vegetation (tree, bush, flowers) that your dog insists on urinating on while out for a neighborhood walk. A peony bush, with it’s beautiful spring flowers, is a subset of the peon-me group of vegetation
Jean loved to get her exercise by taking her little dog Callie out for a walk every evening, but disliked the way Callie had to stop at every peon-me bush to relieve herself.
Peon-me bush by PoorDavid June 3, 2020

Peon Freeze 

When you come to your mundane 9-5 job and realize you are just incapable of doing anything work related. This could last from several minutes to several months.
Employee 73629: Man i'm so behind on this project, total peon freeze all day
Employee 83772: Tell me about it I've had grunt block all week
Employee 73845: Yeah, a total code monkey stall, just a giant cube fuck
Manager 82764: Damn it Bill, all my subordinates had a giant case of peon freeze this week so we are not going to meet that deadline
Peon Freeze by Major Balls November 28, 2010

Homosae-PEON 

Anyone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary with the definition having any of the folowing words to describe themself: Awesome, Rockin', Amazing, Sexy, Beautiful, Intelligent, Ruler of the world, God-like.....These people really are not any the words stated above....they are really Giant Douches
McKay, fiona, adam, Scott

Each of the above mentioned people is a Homosae-PEON.
Homosae-PEON by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Ceiling Peon 

A scourge in Orre, one of the many regions of the Pokemon world.

Whereas the other villainous teams have their grunts in plain view on the ground, Cipher trains its various Peons to hide on the ceiling, waiting in ambush for unsuspecting intruders. When one such intruder approaches, they drop down, call out their Pokemon, and attack immediately.

The name comes from "ceiling cat".
Ceiling Peon by Cerotech Omega March 12, 2011