penis

Britney Spears's favorite toy. The reason why Miss Spears is becoming more and more slutty every time she appears on camera is because she is being seasoned by penis.

Damn! Look at Britney Spears go. After having many a penis in every available hole, she still jammed one in her cunt and did it one more time.

by yup June 17, 2003

penis

a very rare tool that the girls want and the guys want more of. Also controls 2/3 of the male brain.

the strongest muscle in the human body.

my penis has some sick torque dude, can do almost 350.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

penis

Something that 100% of San Francisco males like to suck.

My penis just juiced itself up!!!

by Evster February 10, 2005

penis

a penis is something you stick in your fucking vagina this is how baby's are created

karma neyman is a penis
natalie belso is a penis
jessica kerzner is a penis
morgan kravetz is a penis

by pepe10009 January 5, 2018

penis

The first weapon a boy is born with. Used for a "cock slap".

I whipped out my penis and cocked slapped that tree

by Nigga Jew February 2, 2007

penis

The most important and playful of all the body parts.

My penis is a zillion times bigger than your penis!

by spike February 6, 2004

penis

a bong schlong used to make babies or for pleasure. used for peeing and to stick in people

GF: babe can i jerk your penis off?
BF: no thats my bong schlong and only used for peeing.

GF: but u jerk off ??
BF: shut yo bitch ass up only i can touch it

by bong schlonger March 3, 2022