Skip to main content

parisian kiss

by Tess Tiscle April 12, 2019
mugGet the parisian kiss mug.

prismazz

Prismazz will clip you or fuck yo bitch

Prismazz too cold
by Prismazz February 18, 2021
mugGet the prismazz mug.
Related Words

Parisha

The prettiest girl of all times!
Parisha should be a comedian because she's so funny everybody loves her jokes. She's a genuine person stands for what she says and stands for her opinions everybody should get a nice cute Parisha. Parisha is one in a million. There's only one Parisha in the world who is this amazing and this beauty lives in Stockholm sweden!
We should invite Parisha to our party!
Look Parisha is there she's so beautiful!
I'm sad I should call Parisha!
by Guyshy11 November 23, 2021
mugGet the Parisha mug.

Parisian Tarzan

This is the act of swinging from a ceiling or a bar, bollock naked, and ask the question "Cock or ball?" This can be done while trying to use you momentum to cock slap a female.
Rob nailed that bitch in the face doing a Parisian Tarzan.
by NobbyFensker August 5, 2009
mugGet the Parisian Tarzan mug.

parisian carwash

When a guy passes a STD from a stripper to the next girl he meets and leaves himself clean.
Damn, my dick is itchin' after last night and I don't have time for the free clinic.

Sounds like someone needs a parisian carwash.
by freeclinic January 17, 2019
mugGet the parisian carwash mug.

Parisian pass

This maneuver is often performed in crowded bars. The passer touches a person to let them know he needs to get through but allows his hand to linger longer than necessary. Often used as a subtle way to flirt.
Girl 1: I don't think he's interested in you.
Girl 2: But he just gave me a Parisian pass on his way to the bar...
Girl 1: Looks like you've found your guy for the night!
by alfredokid June 21, 2014
mugGet the Parisian pass mug.

Paristalsis

Paristalsis is defined as a potentially life threatening condition whereby excessive consumption of white bread, particularly baguettes, antagonises peristalsis and the normative operation of the lower digestive tract
Doctor: Your son's coma was induced by an overconsumption of french bread, which acted as a sort of glutenous cork obstructing the colon, rendering normal peristalsis completely ineffective. This caused a backlog of semi digested food in the stomach and small intestine that exerted a tremendous pressure on little Jimmy's fragile little brain, causing a massive stroke. I'm afraid that we are going to have to surgically remove the obstuction.

Concerned parent:Oh dear God!

Doctor: Don't worry, Paristalsis is extremely common in france and the procedure is really quite routine.

Parent: Ah, I see. Is that why Parisians often seem so braindead?

Doctor: Actually, yes.
by boogaling December 28, 2012
mugGet the Paristalsis mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email