Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes

Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...

by Ziyon October 16, 2008

Milk Paralysis

When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.

I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.

by Xexeter August 19, 2009

Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.

I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.

by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013

dickhead paralysis

occurs when you are surrounded by a dickhead.

eg. ahh i cant think right now, ive got dickhead paralysis. it only happens when im around dickhead's

by braddles April 12, 2014

Puppy Paralysis

When one is afraid to disturb a sleeping dog laying on their lap.

"Hey man, I know I was supposed to be the best man at your wedding, but I was suffering from a bad case of Puppy Paralysis."

by Shaggy702 December 16, 2018

Pussy paralysis

When you cannot get up because your cat is on your lap.

I was late for work because i had pussy paralysis.

by Junebug333 August 10, 2019

Perfection Paralysis

when you can't seem to make any progress on your w.i.p. because your standards exceed your current skill level.

artist; i know this one part on this drawing doesn't look right, but nothing i try makes it look better, and i feel like i can't move on to other projects until i do.

friend; sounds like you got a bad case of perfection paralysis, my friend. you should find a different way to do it that's more familiar, or buckle down and do some studies, then come back to it. or, y'know, just accept it's not gonna be perfect and finish it anyway. maybe you can re-do it in a couple years to show how you've improved.

by AlphaGodith January 10, 2022