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Paraguayan Popsicle

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."
Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"
by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011
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parabattered

a dreaded form of intense paranoia induced by smoking far too much super-strength skunk, when even your most reliable smoking buddy becomes a double agent
woah, that bag of shiva I caned got me well parabattered, I hid under the floor boards (to escape the window people) for an entire week.
by DTE September 20, 2006
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paraguay

A great country with nice and very hospitable people.
His capital is the beautiful Asuncion, and is the only one country in Latin America that achieve to keep his native language as an official language with spanish: the GUARANI, a sweet and very expressive language.

The major people are "mestizos", and has white people too.

Has the most beautiful woman in southamerica (probably at the same level with venezuela and argentina), described in a paraguayan song like "mezcla de diosa y pantera" (half goddess, half panther) because they're awesome lovers too...

Great culture, great music (guarania), beautiful nature, and has the biggest hydroelectrical plant in the whole world (Itaipu).
Also has a great soccer team.
The politicians put the country in a serious ecomical crisis, and now the people try everyday to get in a better situation.
i love paraguay!!

Una noche tibia nos conocimos
Junto al agua azul de Ypacaraí
Tú cantabas triste por el camino
Viejas melodías en guaraní.

Y con el embrujo de tus canciones
Iba renaciendo tu amor en mí
Y en la noche hermosa de plenilunio
De tus blancas manos sentí el calor
Que con tus caricias me dio el amor.

Donde estás ahora cuñataí
Que tu suave canto no llega a mí
Donde estás ahora mi ser te añora
Con frenesí.

Todo te recuerda mi dulce amor
Junto al lago azul de Ypacaraí
Vuelve para siempre mi amor te espera
Cuñataí.
by (O_o) May 17, 2006
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A name usually associated with the Russian Mafia.

Palagashvilling- the act of being a Russain mafia member.
Person 1: "I pissed of a Palagashvili a little while ago"

Person 2: "Oh your fucked"
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