Handkerchief Pankerchief

when really posh snobby people talk about having sex (hanky panky)

"I say Gertrude, would one fancy some Handkerchief Pankerchief"?

"Oh yes Bartholomew, what a splendid idea"!

by Hanky Pankier July 21, 2010

Ganky panky

When someone is killed or killing someone else seductivey; to kill in a seductive manner

I killed him, but I used the old ganky panky to do it so it wouldn’t be too bad for him

I tried to ganky panky him, but he had too much of a boner so I just killed him normally

by Onefabulousfatty March 3, 2019

hanky-panky

1. dishonesty, decietfulness

2. sexual intercouse, especially sexual misconduct

Looks like there's some hanky-panky going on in there.

by Light Joker April 14, 2007

Danky Panky

Having sex after smoking some high-grade marijuana. Often results in the following: copious amounts of sleep, eating, pregnancy, learning difficulties, and onset of adventurous ideas, seizures, cardiac arrest, convulsions, paranoia, brain damage, bursts of energy, sudden death, increased driving and video game skills, restless leg syndrome, new pets, learning incredibilities, and long walks with your drug dealer.

Jim: Yo, i heard you pulled a Danky Panky with Jess the other night.

Frank: Yeah dude, we smoke 4 bowls then got at it.

by aaaaaaav September 20, 2010

Panke

verb, noun, preposition, infinitive, adjective - Panke is everything you ever wished. Panke is the life force that sustains everything in the universe. I am Panke, as are you. As one's Panke reflects their footprint on the universe, "to Panke" can mean anything one's Panke desires it to be. May the Panke be with you...always.

Darrell - Did you see that panke run into those bushes.
The Pankening - The hell is a panke.

Small child - My love for panke sustains me throughout life.
Dad - *holds gun up to child's 5 heads*

by Night And Day September 7, 2014

Shanky Panky

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush

Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."

by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017

Ponkey

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

by Gobada March 26, 2008