A noob who only fires about 10 shots per game and spends the rest of the time hiding all the way in the back squatting under cover because he/she is too scared to get their ass lit up or too lazy to run away. Usually stays by the starting point of the game and has crappy stamina and aim.
Player 1: Dude did you see that squatter by our base?
Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.
Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters
Player 2: Yea man, what a fag.
Player 1: Man, i hate paintball squatters
by Paintball_rules May 19, 2010
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type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
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The greatest game ever played.Paintball is the fastest growing sport in the world. Paintball is safe when played right and reffed right.
GO SpeedBall
GO SpeedBall
by capt stryker December 28, 2005
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a type of paintball game usually played in woods. in this version of paintball the markers are all put up to full blast and getting hit doesn't mean your out. your out when you simply can't take the pain anymore. t-shirts and jeans are the only allowed clothing (with the exception of cups, which are highly highly recommended)
Jon: Wtf Steve! you get mauled by a bear?
Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.
Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.
by pancakejoe January 1, 2009
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Airsoft and Paintball are just fine, dont get pissed off just because some guy said that pball / airsfot is gay, who cares anyway.
And for the army people, some of the people are not old enough to join in the military, but when age reaches they will have too. It is mandatory, and if they dont, they will be recognized as pussies so it does not matter anyway.
Airsoft and Paintball are just fine, dont get pissed off just because some guy said that pball / airsfot is gay, who cares anyway.
And for the army people, some of the people are not old enough to join in the military, but when age reaches they will have too. It is mandatory, and if they dont, they will be recognized as pussies so it does not matter anyway.
by Bisinski, no im not russian nor a communist bastard March 22, 2004
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by Delta-Recon-1 May 2, 2004
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