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(Cute As Shit, has A big Dick, He is very loyal and will love you and dick you down long dick style like no tomorrow. there is nobody like him he can do it All. He has fine fine curly hair and has A GREAT taste in music the best you will ever find he also Hates Faggots and is racists sometimes but it is okay cause he has A FAT Black COCK if your his girl you are lucky cause he will buy you anything and love you forever and also fuck you longdick style)
Dude your such an Ozzy.
Ozzy by UrbanOk August 4, 2021
The most wonderful person in the world. He gave me a reason to live, and carried me out of the suicidal state of being. When I heared Crazy Train for the first time, I loved Ozzy and wanted to live again. I would drink poison for him, And jump in front of a bullet...I would do fuckin anything for him, i owe my life 2 him cuz he saved it. Im tired of pple saying he is going to Hell. HE IS A FUCKING CHRISTIAN AND HES GOING TO SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, BICHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So piss off if you dont like Ozzy Osbourne and his beautiful wife Sharon, because They both dezerv ur support. and also, OZZY IS A FUCKING GOTH OKAY????? PPLE SAY HES NOT BUT I KNOW HIM BTR THAN THOSE FUCKING POSERS!!!!!!!! HE IS THE FUCKING KING OF DARKNESS!!! FUCK SATAN!!! I LOVE U OZZY!!!!! DEEPEST LOVE FROM-ASYA WINTER.
I love Ozzy!!!!!

Ozzy is the most awseomest (ozzomest!) rockstar, goth, and freaky misunderstood creature to ever crawl the face of this Earth!!!!!
Ozzy by Asya Winter September 30, 2007
Dude or dudette who mumbles unintelligibly and/or has nothing to say when you can understand him/her
Shannon, Stop being such an Ozzy and shut that canyon you call a mouth. No one wants to hear about your damn cats or your doll collection!
ozzy by Donna K. April 29, 2003
to be so intoxicated that one takes on the unintelligable speach patterns of Ozzy Osborn.
John: "Hey, how are you doing?"

Ozzy: "Nowg thsa sall goodmn, all gudin her. handred fifydolars."
ozzy by Joseph Kahn July 2, 2005
1)Use to sing for Black Sabbath was replaced by metal's God Dio. Did not sing Heaven and Hell That was Dio

2)Only person alive to do more drugs than Keath Richards
wow man i dont want to get fired like ozzy!
ozzy by MetalBard June 11, 2004
Was good in the days of the Masters (Black Sabbath) But then he got abit too high an became shit. There is also a crap show on MTV
The Osbournes is shit, why dont poeple see that? Its awful!

"O I say Jerry, He said fuck"
@HaHa! Oh how funny do the little children think this is"
Ozzy by Ben August 7, 2003