"Did you hear the mouth on that Dave Evans?"
"Yeah, he knows his optics though."
"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."
"Yeah, he knows his optics though."
"No doubt, a real Optical Sailor, that one."
by Dash the Fnordi March 25, 2008
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The explanation as to why Ortiz has no home runs yet. There are two theories.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
A)He was a juicer, stopped, and now sucks.
B)He is just too old and fat to hit one.
Guy 1: Why hasn't Ortiz gone deep yet?
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
Guy 2: He is horrible now that he stopped juicing.
Guy 3: No, he's just too old to hit one.
Guy 1: Ah, the David Ortiz theory in action.
by thebest212 May 12, 2009
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Jasmine: Charlotte, your so syke-otic! You have a whole wall of just oli Sykes pictures!
Charlotte: IKR!
Charlotte: IKR!
by Shalot October 3, 2010
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by theeRealWALDO123456789 May 14, 2010
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Under the seal, more monsters can be played by the duelist who played the card. Their monsters gain 500 attack points and become dark.
Under the seal, more monsters can be played by the duelist who played the card. Their monsters gain 500 attack points and become dark.
by World Domination March 6, 2005
Get the seal of orichalcos mug.When a woman wears a wonder bra (or something similar) to make her boobs seem like they are of high caliber when in reality they are bologna tits or tig ol sloppies.
Guy 1: Did you see the rack of lamb on that?
Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
Guy 2: Are you retarded dude no way with that skinny frame, it's a total optical titlusion.
by mark86 March 6, 2009
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