oozing hatchet wound

Female genital during that time of the month.

I couldn't put it in her because of her nasty "oozing hatchet wound".

by Adam Smith October 26, 2003

green vulcan ooze

cum, origin: spock (from star trek) had green vulcan blood (thanks applebee's), Rae's origin: i made it up

He came in my mouth, i had to spit the green vulcan ooze out, that shit was disgusting.

by Rae Jen October 2, 2005

post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze

by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

I’d rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog’s anushole

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 1, 2021

suck the green, oozing, syphilitic slime from an AIDS infected , necrophiliac fucked, dead faggot's ass

a phrase used to make codes or practice typing, as it contains every word in the dictionary(almost).
Also an effective insult when said quickly, as it leaves the victim speachless.

make your own, I'm not typing it again

by X June 13, 2003

Oozing yourself

Ejaculating semen and jerking off to porn

Robot 1 was on porn but his brother found out and told his mom to whoop his ass his brother said "did you start Oozing yourself?" he said y-yes

by Mariomushroomkingdom November 5, 2025

Ooze and snooze

To fall asleep immediately after jerking off.

person 1: couldnt fall asleep last night, so i went on pornhub to ooze and snooze
person 2: why the fuck would i want to know that?

by Quintavius Gooch September 1, 2025