The Olde 57

When a dude shoves frozen tomato paste up his ass to simulate a period , and then you fuck him in it.

"Cyrus was being a bitch about life today , so I gave him the olde 57 and told him to shut the fuck up."

by T3rm1nator1000 March 9, 2023

Ye Olde Texting

In simple terms, it's called 'passing note'. It's an ancient art form that is used only by those of us who lack the current technology to text their freinds. Ye Olde Texting is used primarily by females and flamboyantly gay teen boys.

Girl 1: "Hey, did Iggles ever text you back?"
Girl 2: "No... I don't have texting anymore, so we use 'Ye Olde Texting'! I even got us this cool new notebook!"
Girl 1: "..."
Girl 2: "What?!"
Girl 1: "You're fucking lame!"

by ♥Lilli K♥ March 13, 2009

Dirty Olde English Pervert

The sexiest cologne in the world. Narrowly beats Pi by Givenchy.

Dude: "Hey I'm wearing Dirty Olde English Pervert today!"
<Dude gets laid>

by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009

ye olde shit tins

The same as the original shit tins, meaning a vast quantity of a given item with the preffix 'ye olde' indicating someting from days gone by.

Lets be honest, it just sounds better!

phwor, you're gonna need ye olde shit tins of gaffa tape to fix that!

by Guru December 5, 2004

Ye Olde Tea Shoppe

One of the more irritating common misconceptions. 'Ye', as an old english word, meant 'you'. It has never meant 'the' as it would have to in order for Ye Olde Tea Shoppe to make sense. Christ almighty!

"You know, I bet we'd get a lot more visitors to our cafe if we tried to get the oldies in. You know, in a kind of 'Ye Olde Tea Shoppe' kind of way."
"You ignorant twat." (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer

by Evil Tim September 9, 2003

Ye Olde

pronounced: "yee old" or alternatively "y'old"

Definition:
A phrase of ebonic origin to be used before an insult.

Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye olde Jiminy Cricket looking ass
Silas: Get Him!
Jamal: Ye old Tony Danza shoe-wearing ass

etc etc

by E = emceesquared January 15, 2011