ofended

When a Stove decides that it wants to call you slurs and insult you in very mean ways.

Paul: "I had to buy a new stove recently because I started to get really ofended by my old one."

Tom: "That sucks man, mine is always nice."

by Drakonir March 7, 2022

Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.

Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!

by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022

Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

Offendederestederest

When you or someone you know are offended beyond what the mind can typically understand. It's a state of being that is rather dangerous to approach and when you get to this point, you must either take it out on someone annoying or punch a wall. There are no in betweens. If someone you know, or someone you come across, is in this state run away immediately. Do not engage. I repeat, do not engage.

That Karen over there is reaching dangerous levels of ofendedness over being treated like a normal shopper. Why, I think she might be reaching offendederestederest levels! Run away!

by DoctorWhoAmI February 5, 2023

Offended

A word uttered by the weak and pathetic defense that usually signifies someone else is winning.

I'm offended there should be a gold medal for last place because I kind of tried...

by Juncture May 19, 2024

offended

When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.

- You've offended me.
- You should have an attitude of learning and improve your life.

by Porkifiable January 22, 2025

Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun

Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed

by Kane Kinzou April 13, 2018