Oakey

The second to lowest possible social level for a white person. Second only to trailer trash. People who collects hub caps and hang them on their house or fence, tape their windows instead of replacing them, and have a large collection of random shit scattered in their yards, in a seemingly organized chaos. They are generally a bit more shifty and withdrawn.

Run and git that hub cap, son. We'll give it to that family up the crick. They's good people, just oakeys.

by Naomi_A August 20, 2008

Paul Oakenfold

1. A complete sellout.

2. Owner of Perfecto Records

3. A poineering dj and the force that brought house music to the masses in the UK.

4. A once amazing, now highly overrated dj that has yet to update his severely aged sound

5. The perfect example of what happens to an artist once he/she makes mass amounts of money.

Look at the fine print on "Creamfields: Paul Oakenfold". The track were simply compiled by him, not mixed.

by Kraemer0581 July 31, 2006

oakey

the biggest shit hole in australia. the police do nothing. the kids do nothing and the adults do nothing. you want to be a druggo. this is the right place for you :D alcohol and drugs is a big part of the fuctioning of oakey. there is only one highschool.

"man, i need some weed." "go to oakey bro"

by unknown.347 October 28, 2011

barack obameter

Theoretical device that measures how well Barack Obama is doing in the polls, or how close he is to getting the democratic nomination, or how much one of your friends talks about him.

The barack obameter has been rising since he won Wisconsin.

by liz.j March 7, 2008

oakey cokey

Cocaine - UK rhyming slang

derived from well-known powder-monkey
Paul Oakenfold and now in common usage...

see also bugle,nose candy,peruvian marching powder,granulated money

We were doing the oakey cokey all night long ...

by Chicago House January 4, 2005

paul oakenfold

The best trance DJ ever. Listen to his Essential Mix. It will change your life.

Space Live in Ibiza is one of the best trance mixes I have ever heard. It will make you cry.

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

oakey

beginner not having experience in a certain field of work

"This oakey bitch doesnt know what hes doin."
"This cat is straight up oakey."

by Josh Cintron June 15, 2008