nutella blowjob

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

Now into further detail
The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.

"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"

by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016

Nutella

Nutella is a chocolate product created by the company Ferrero in the 20th century, the product is basically a paste made from oil, cocoa, sugar, hazelnut, and milk. In the current days, the recipe changed to be cheaper and easier to produce.

My pancakes lacks of sugar, maybe I should eat them with some Nutella.

by SlammerGaming0 October 15, 2023

Bread and Nutella

Bread 🍞 + Nutella

Italians usually eat a slice of bread with Nutella smeared on it.

Thing 1: Damn bread and Nutella it’s the greatest combination of aliment in this word!!

by vii<3 June 4, 2023

Nutella

A heaven-like spread of goodness derived by the gods themselves. Where the expression, "Better than sex." actually applies.

Dude that chick was so good in bed, but nothing compares to this amazing Nutella i bought.

by sexychik99 April 15, 2010

Nutella wristy

Shaking ones tally whacker with Nutella

Lisa: hey man I gotta check my pants
Peter: wanna touch my junk with Nutella? (Nutella wristy)

by Tonguepunchmyfartbox June 14, 2014

Nutella

Orgasm in a jar. You could put this stuff on a shoe and eat it. Or do like anyone else and just eat it out the jar.

My girlfriend gave up sex to prove a point. Crazy bitch. Lucky I have nutella.

by Neverendingname June 11, 2011

Nutella Virgin

Someone really lame who has never tasted nutella.

Me: Hey wanna go get some nutella?
You: WTF is nutella?
Me: You're such a nutella virgin, you fag.

by Youre mommmma! May 13, 2009