Numple

A bumpy nipple. Usually with a few sprigs of nipple pubes on it. Gross enough to turn you off completely. The bumps can be seen through light t shirts and most bras.

Guh, did you see her numples? I wanted to puke!

Dude, that chick had a set of numples that spelled "gross" in braille! I was really into it!

I don't believe a numple should shove through a padded bra AND a sweatshirt!

by goballsdeep1983 April 1, 2010

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

numptey

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Numpty

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.

Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!

by Marc Hone April 9, 2006

numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

Numpty

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

by Young Team September 18, 2006