nobend

this is related to the name calling of a idiot, or a complete wanker, certainly not a kool person

"hey do u know that nobend called hannah?"

by thomas wilkin August 14, 2008

Just won the Nobel prize

Giving yourself a "formerly" prestidgous award for doing absolutely nothing except thinking you deserve it.

Bill- man I just won the salesman of the week award at the dealership.

Barack Obama- oh yeah? I just won the Nobel PRize just because I said nuclear weapons are bad.

by Countmonster411 October 9, 2009

Nobel Peace Prize

A pejorative term for a meaningless award with a grandiose name given when a mere pat on the back would suffice.

My wife gave me a good back rub last night. She deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for that.

by pyrodoctor October 10, 2009

Nobend Island

A place where irritating or inappropriate people must be sent to. Once people are in Nobend Island they cam still be seen by all but are actually in a parallel dimension to us. They must redeem themselves in order to depart Nobend Island.

Sentenced:
Alex: Lolage you're such a fag you n00b.
Jay: What're you on about?
Alex: *Says more unfunny things*
Jay: Nobend Island. Now.

To depart:

Alex: *Gives Jay a cookie*
Jay: *Munches* ... You can leave Nobend Island.

by Chelseh F February 22, 2008

Nobeling

To wander aimlessly without purpose or direction.

to not know what the hell you are doing.
Mike is drunk and nobeling again.

by spidervillen February 20, 2009

Nobel Piece Prize

An annual award given to someone that takes a piece of everything and gives back nothing.

Did you see that President Obama won the Nobel Piece Prize today?

by Orv2169 October 9, 2009

No bev

eating food woth no drink

derek; eating chips wit no drink
drew; NO BEV

by port jeff January 9, 2019