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Oh, that's real nice 

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there
Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

first step-cousin-niece

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.
first step-cousin-niece by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Side Niece 

When the side bitch has a girlfriend, she becomes the side niece to the side bitch’s bitch
Yo Carla be the best side niece bro!
Side Niece by Geralt-with-a-titty November 6, 2021

second cousin-niece 

Second cousin's daughter.
second cousin-niece by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

second great-cousin-niece