Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome 

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.

“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”

“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome by slap8008135 January 29, 2024

Oh, that's real nice 

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there

Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....

Oh, that's real nice by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

That's why we can't have nice things by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

Sheesh niche 

A job/function that one can possess that will most likely lead you to say "sheesh, what a niche you have"

"I eat burgers for a living", the professional burger eater said.

"Wow! What a sheesh niche.", the Grammar Warrior replied.

Sheesh niche by lakalakaboomboom January 12, 2021

Sheesh or Niche? 

Sheesh or Niche is a phrase to ask is something is W or L. Either means very good or very bad and potato. Popularized by Sheeshpotato99.

"New birdie huh? She Sheesh or Niche? Niche bitches gotta go y'know that."

Sheesh or Niche? by Tucker Patrick White April 2, 2025

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income.

Nice projection lmao. When I run out of vbucks I always load back up with the $90 option because thats about as much as it costs to refill my Corvette. It's no big deal to me because I have steady income. by Sudor5183 November 16, 2023

yo, nice skirt 

A rap line sung by South Korean idol Park Chanyeol (member of band EXO) in the song Forever. This line became a joke between the fans (EXO-L or Aeri) as soon as the song was released.

"Does this look good on me?"

"Yo, nice skirt!"

yo, nice skirt by miracles-in-minseok August 24, 2017