Newster

A person that dresses in a new, exciting, and sometimes with a futuristic approach.

I wore fat lady jeans up to my waist today, which was totally newster 'cuz i paired it with an oversized hat.

by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".

Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".

by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020

Joshua Martin Newberry

the sexiest and handsomest guy you'll ever meet. great at most video games and cares a lot about all of his friends.if you get him as your man consider you lucky... he's got an AMAZING attitude and will never leave you or cheat on you.if you get into an argument he gives to shits and loves you to hell. probably single. he is also hilarious and nice. very charismatic so he has lots of friends. a nerd if you like them.

I love my Joshua Martin Newberry.
Joshua Martin Newberry my best friend!

by ololollloim josh October 4, 2019

Newbern

The lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. It is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.

I used to live in Newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.

by LindseyT February 18, 2009

Heroes of Newerth

Heroes of Newerth (HoN) - a standalone game based on Defense of the Ancients.

Otherwise used for experimental ddos attacks.

me: "Hey John, I came up with a new ddos attack technique"
John: "Does it work?"
me: "Don't know, i am testing it on Heroes of Newerth right now"

by vivaspeech October 1, 2011

Newberg

A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dicks and like other men.

Guy 1: HEEY WHER U LIEVE?
Guy 2: NEWBERG LOL
Guy 1: HEY ME 2
Guy 2: KOOL...
Guy 2: WEE FUCKS NAO?
Guy 1: YA!!!!!1!11!

by imreallycoollol October 18, 2008

newsroom mouth

A journalist, who works in a newsroom, has a filthy vocabulary and uses his/her vocabulary in inappropriate locations as if they were in the newsroom.

John has a bad case of newsroom mouth. He was talking about gorilla masks, angry pirates, angry dragons, Tony Danzas, Sandy Koufaxs, Minnesota Windmills, glass-bottom boats and upper decking last night.

by periaqua December 22, 2009