Newbern

The lamest small town in the history of small town-ness. It is a death trap to any who aspire to do anything great, though there have been rare cases of people moving away and living a somewhat normal life, though psychotherapy has reportedly been heavily involved.

I used to live in Newbern, but my doctor says my recovery is going well.

by LindseyT February 18, 2009

Newbern, TN

A town in extreme Northwest Tennessee. Population: -400. Twenty churches, a couple schools, and the ancient train depot. No Wal-Mart, no stoplights. The whole town comes out for the basketball games. Nothing really happens.. and when it does, the whole town knows about it in the State Gazette.

Bob: You ever been to Newbern, TN, Tom?
Tom: Never heard of it, Bob.

by boblovesme March 16, 2009

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

kalysta newberry

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋

"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020

newborn hamster

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

by Laura MM October 11, 2006

newborn

A person who knows nothing about a fandom but decides too be in it.

Usually a teenage girl.

Pulling knowledge that is not true and that is very invalid.

"Sally thought Niall had brown curly hair!"
"OMG shes tots a newborn."

by Word girl May 19, 2014

Newberific

The term used when someone is or was being a complete newb.
Originated by a person who goes by the alias Newberific in many online games.

"OMFG your newberific"
"GG, you were newberific my friend"

by Newberific December 30, 2004