newser

n. An emerging moniker to highlight and call attention to the peer pressure spin labels used by the press, such as berthers, truthers, rightists, tea baggers, freedumbers, right wing kooks, crackpots, whackos, wingers, goof balls, nut jobs and clowns. The intent seems to be to associate news with lose as in news=lose.

Typical newsers getting their scoop by standing behind the bull. If these bad reports keep coming in, I'm going to news it... That Brendan is such a newser, always hanging around the locker rooms trying to eavesdrop on gossip.

by phozner September 15, 2009

NewJersification

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.

Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2023

newsela

some gay ass website we are forced to do bc of school. it is fucking torture.

person 1: oh shit i have newsela tonight!
person 2: suck 2 b u!

by teachers are gay April 17, 2020

newsrape

An act of abuse; despoliation; or violation: carried out by an editor on a journalist. The newsrape usually takes the form of an excessive but pointless workload that the journalist has almost no time to complete. The story/stories will then inevitably be almost completely rewritten or scrapped altogether in the subbing process.

Synonym in broadcast news: digital penetration

I have way too many straps, ulays and teases to write - why am I always getting newsraped?

by reporter1 May 28, 2012

Newsed

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.

I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?

by on March 29, 2019

kalysta newberry

the kind of person who smells when they take a poopy. ever fall on your knees after skateboarding, or take a razor skooter to the ankle ? thats how it feels when you meet a kalysta newberry. the the berries were too new ): too tart for me ... the one good thing about a kalysta newberry is that you can drink water with them (: mm water 😍 make sure to wash your hands for ten minutes after seeing a kalysta newberry. it wont help your eyes to cure from the sight, but your hands will most certainly be very clean 😋

"ahg man, i feel like a kalysta newberry"

by thepoopgirls May 29, 2020

newsreader's trousers

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

by dewexdewex February 7, 2007