Newberg

A small town in Oregon, about 20 miles away from Portland. Not much to do there except for go to the skate park or go catch a movie at the 99W Drive-In.

Very tolerant of people of other races and religions, mostly because everyone is too high on pot to really care. EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT THE PEOPLE IN UGANDA.

Choir program is amazing because they won a festival at freakin Disneyland and recorded a song for an upcoming Disney movie that nobody knows about

Chad: Thinkin about goin to Newberg this weekend to chill with some bros. What do you--
Keegan: THERE'S FUCKIN NOTHING THERE

Newberg by Kayleh Marie Elizabeth Law December 28, 2010

Newberg

A town in Northern Oregon populated by rich old people, hott chicks that are as churchy as nuns, and guys who feel they are bad for being the biggest douche bags on a Christian School campus

Q: Can I touch you?
A: No..
Q: Oh you live in Newberg don't you?

Newberg by GFU Student December 1, 2010

Newberg

A town in Oregon that is filled with fucktards and skanky sluts. It reeks of failure and marijuana. Most men in this town have tiny dicks and like other men.

Guy 1: HEEY WHER U LIEVE?
Guy 2: NEWBERG LOL
Guy 1: HEY ME 2
Guy 2: KOOL...
Guy 2: WEE FUCKS NAO?
Guy 1: YA!!!!!1!11!

Newberg by imreallycoollol October 18, 2008

newberg

a hick town in oregon that attempts to be cool by having a skatepark

where are you from?
newberg.
oh cool, cya

newberg by woo March 30, 2005

Newberg High School 

Not as bad as it's put out to be, the other person probably just has a little sand in their vagina and is pissed because everyone at NHS hates them. Lot's of skanks and potheads, but that's pretty much any high school.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Newberg High School.
Person 1: Oh, cool.

Newberg High School by sup1234563413612 August 10, 2009

Newberg (Newbergian)

Fat. very, very fat. A fat WHALE-HOE who likes to eat children. She eats children in storage room 402B. Occasionally a necrophiliac, and enjoys the occasion Asian child for dessert. You don't have to be afraid of her sneaking up on her, because when she walks the ground shakes and buildings topple.

A Newberg (Newbergian) is a whale.

Newberg (Newbergian) by ihatenewbergshesthedevil September 4, 2009

Newberg High School 

is full of skany sluts and pot-headed guys. they all think the are the shit. there is very few cool people, very few people who can just be themselfs. its full of gays, lesbians, and bi people. its also known as bi-mart.

guy: "i went to newberg high school for the basketball game"
guy2: "im sorry. did you see all the gays?"
guy: "yea, bi-mart is so gay"

Newberg High School by your moms in my bed March 31, 2009