necrobortion

The act of inserting carrion (ideally a fourth-trimester goat foetus) up a lady's quim. Putrefaction ensues, and after a certain time - weeks, maybe months - has elapsed, the semi-liquid remains can be felched out of her gash by a braver man than me. Preferably at solstice, etc, as with necrobation, which can be done simultaneous, and often is.

Incubating that necrobortion gave your mum lethal blood poisoning. Best put the cadaver on ice till solstice.

by Lord Grimcock January 23, 2008

Intercontinental necrobeastiality

It's practicioners fly to foreign countries and fuck dead animals that are indigenous to that region.

For instance go to Australia to fuck a dead kangaroo. Or to Africa to fuck a dead ostrich.

by Bob February 16, 2004

necro post

To bring life to a dead thread; to post in a thread that hasn't had any new posts for a considerable amount of time

Nice necro post, moron! No one has posted in this thread since 1988...UNTIL NOW!!!!

by DarthKirby001 November 1, 2004

No Necro

Used to clarify that you are not a necrophiliac after saying something that would make you appear as if you were.

Yo Marilyn Monroe is so hot, I'd hit that. No Necro.

by SantaMayCry January 24, 2009

Necrofilia

Having sex or sexual relation with dead bodies

Wow, I don't care if she's dead I will have sex with her, I'M A NECROFILIAC!!

by Solid Dragon August 23, 2003

Necroanimatophilia

Sexual attraction to or the desire to have sex with a reanimated corpse, usually a zombie.
2. Necroanimatophiliac
Someone who is sexually attracted to or desires to have sex with a zombie.

1. After the Zombie infestation, John developed severe necroanimatophilia.

2. Yeah, John's a necroanimatophiliac, and it's kind of gross.

by Zombiehunter January 5, 2009

necrobeastality

having sex with dead animals

Teddy C. couldn't get a girl so he had to resort to necrobeastality.

by JJ B. May 14, 2008