Angry Mutiny

Multiple Angry Pirate(s) performed in one evening. Resulting in a mutiny of one's relationship with said pirate.

he gave me an angry mutiny last night, so after i hobbled around the house, i decided to leave his ass.

by Olasha March 30, 2008

Musing

1. To be perusing your mind -- as in searching for thoughts. Mind-perusing. Mirusing. Musing.

2. The act of listening to music by the band Muse.

Hey window-buddy, do you like this music I'm jamming out to right now? I'm totally musing it up.

by woozzi March 19, 2012

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

soul-mating

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.

Do you want to go soul-mating?!

by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

mutiny below

when a guy unwantingly gets an erection.

"omg, did you see that! he totally had a mutiny below! he needs to keep it in his pants..."

by Jess :] August 5, 2008

Miting

Masterbating with your clothes on.

Dude, i just walked in on your mom miting!

by Xx msuperdickm xX November 21, 2011

Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.

"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"

by mrciarano December 4, 2013