mrciarano's definitions
Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
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