Muppet

A nicer way to say you are an idiot, or a retard.

E.G. "OMG you are such a muppet!" or "Haha you muppet!"

You could use this when talking to friends if you don't want to use something as harsh as idiot.
Idiot cuss Muppet
by Ooooo friend! October 08, 2011
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Muppet

"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson
That explains it all
by Idiot Paranoia August 25, 2004
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Muppeting

When one person sticks his hand up the other person's anus and the person with the hand in anus does a "Kermit the Frog" voice.
"Hey, how did it go with Katie last night?
"After 5 minutes we were fisting and after 8 we were muppeting."
"Oh nice!"
by SonSwave35 August 08, 2017
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Muppet

Someone who is usually an idiot and doesn't know much about anything // stupid
"God, what a muppet he is"
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Muppetant

When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.

This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.

Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.
You're being rather muppetant don't you think?

Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.
by MuppetteppuM October 28, 2012
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Muppets

A species which entertains people despite having a human hand lodged up their ass.
Famous Muppets such as Kermit and Gonzo are more interesting than the reality shows on my T.V.
by Dupa December 10, 2003
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Muppet

an affectionate term for someone who's a bit stupid
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