muffin

a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

by trank April 15, 2008

Muffin

Can be used in two contexts when ur calling someone cute and funny or when ur calling them a dumb illiterate fuck

Ahhhhh Teresa ur such a muffin.
Wtf Teresa ur such a fucking muffin

by LaxGodNigger101 April 30, 2018

Muffin

To shit yourself and keep it in your underpants for a long time, therefore, it looks like a fucking chocolate muffin.

Fuck, I think I've had a muffin the whole day.

by D4rkSh4dow March 03, 2019

Muffin

Ahhh aye muffin aye it’s muffin time. Who wants a muffin? Please I just wanna dieeeee, please somebody kill me please have muffin time lol xd

Hey it’s muffin time

by Thy coochie god November 20, 2018

muffins

codename for marijuana

Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house

Pothead #2: okay

by PwningPanda October 31, 2009

Muffin

The most godly kind of baked good in the entire universe. Comes in many different flavors: lemon, blueberry, chocolate chip, apricot, banana, bran, fetus, raisin, cinnamon, oatmeal, and many more!

innocent bystander: "Dag, yo, I needs me a muffin."
muffin man: "Gee, I gotz da best muffinz eva. Gimme money."

by Kitty September 30, 2005

Muffin

A chick who wears tight pants and small shirts so her belly hangs out like a muffin top.

I can't believe you hit that, she is a total Muffin

by Industrialprophet.com November 16, 2002