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phone muler

A person that walks into a Radio Shack and gets as many cell phones that he or she can get on a contract and sells them on the streets.
Customer - Yo, what's up?
Employee - How can I help you today?
Customer - I would like to sign up for a new At&t contract.
Employee - how many lines will you be getting today?
Customer - However many they let me have
Employee - Ok, and what kind of phones?
Customer - iPhone 5s.
Employee - What color would you like?
Customer - Whatever color you have.
Employee - Ok, they said you can have up to 5 lines with a $100 deposit on each one.
Customer - Great I will take 5 iPhone 5s' any color.
Employee (Yells out to the store manager) PHONE MULER, PHONE MULER.
by Phone Muler 1 February 20, 2014
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Culo muerto

Culo muerto is the funny version of “dead ass” in Spanish
Jose: you trynna sneak out and go drinking tonight

Tiffany: yeah I’m down

Jose : dead ass ?

Tiffany : yeah , culo muerto
by Spanishchicccck March 27, 2019
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mubered

The act of getting murdered by your Uber driver.
Bryan didn't come home last night. He was likely mubered.
by pmanny July 11, 2016
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Mubeen

Mubeen is so lucky! He has the most amazing girlfriend.
by Risky chips May 29, 2021
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Tus muertos

Abbreviation of 'Me cago en tus muertos'. A convenient way of expressing the same feeling.

When used in 2nd person it normally triggers a fight or other strong reactions, due to its extremely offensive nature. Using it in 3rd person ('sus muertos') is normally more suitable, thus expressing disgust about someone who is not listening.

See also: definition for 'Me cago en tus muertos'
Student A to Student B: - Quillo, ¿sabes que el profesor te ha cateado física?
Student B to Student A: - ¿Que si? No me jodas, quillo, ¡sus muertos! (refering to the teacher)

Friend A: - Tio, ayer me acosté con tu ex
Friend B: - ¡Tus muertos!
by bleikur March 31, 2008
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Mubarak

Handsome & clever
Big Dick
Sexy
Al the girls want him
Mubarak is the best
by Barooch October 7, 2018
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MUNer

Someone who frequently participates in or attends Model UN conferences as a delegate, an organizer, a staff member, or a faculty advisor. Can be applied to an individual that used to be very active in Model UN but now only drops by during conferences or hangs with fellows that are still active.
All those MUNers must really enjoy that conference or they wouldn´t keep coming back each year.

Only a MUNer would be weird enough to know Kofi Annan´s middle name.
by Quirozom November 30, 2006
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