The art of shaving ones pubic hair in a strategic way. The end result being, your pubes resemble a facial mustache. Also known as muff-stache for short.
Yo boots, your muff mustache totally looks like my dads handle bar mustache.
Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
Yo my girlfriend had a total fu-manchu muff-stache.
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A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)
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Mustache rock is genre of music that is made by a band in which one or more member has or at one time had an awesome mustache. Some notable mustache rock bands are: Queen, Portugal. The Man, Gogol Bordello, The Michael J. Epstein Memorial Library, The Black Keys, and Frank Zappa.
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Get the crimson moustache mug.When a fat sweaty man with a handlebar mustache beats you in a one on one game of basketball or a game of 21, oftentimes for a cash wager. He usually wins through aggressive use of the post game and emphasis on fundamentals. This is the highest form of basketball humiliation, worse than having your ankles broken or even being posterized.
The burly man lowered his shoulder into my chest, and his sweaty mullet splashed into my face. With his handlebars glistening in the sun as he drained the winning bucket on a surprisingly agile fadeaway, I knew I had just played a game of mustacheketball.
We've all been there.
We've all been there.
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Get the Mowstache mug.A particular arch shaping of the pubic hair directly above the penis, resembling a mustache. When receiving a blow job, it is said that one with a penis mustache generously allows his partner to "try it on".
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