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Mountie

A common phrase within investment banking circles for a software developer with limited or zero true commercial capabilities. Mounties are often also considered to have poor communication skills and questionable hygiene practices.

On rare occasions, a Mountie can be a British national. This is rare (see Urban Dictionary definition Rare as Rocking Horse Shit). More commonly, a Mountie comes from developing countries and receives sub-standard training in the UK.
"Can you write me a 'hello world' example in C# please?"

"I'm afraid that's beyond my abilities, I'm a Mountie"
by billybobbobcat October 24, 2011
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belly mounted

an object that is mounted to the underside of an aircraft.
Team Tandemonium's shitty fuel "pod" isn't belly mounted.
by Latonia December 12, 2007
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mountie

An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.
Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!
by George W. Fucker November 8, 2003
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mounted

if you are mounted on something or someone you constantly talk about it/them, you are not in love with it just really obsessed for a short period of time
friend 1: oh my god she is so cool and hot, I wish I could be like her. she is also really smart.

friend 2: you are mounted.
by chamillionare13 May 15, 2009
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Montee

Lips of an enormous size. Talk about the full montee.
I was making out with this guy but his lips were Montee-sized and it scared the crap out of me. Thought he would suck my head off.
by Butt Tuck August 23, 2006
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throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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montee

A list maker. Loves to have her way. Despises meat but loves crepes. Is unlucky.
I was out with Montee the other night and she ate a ton of crepes but didnt touch her sausage.
by El Chief August 23, 2006
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