Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.
I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.
by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021
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Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice
by Blackvolgger August 28, 2019
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That guy just did a mountain dew
by phil mccok March 21, 2009
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Mountain Dew

Sweat between a woman's boobs. Feels really disgusting, especially when wearing a sports bra.
I've been running for almost an hour now in 90 degree heat. I've got mountain dew dripping down to my stomach.
by sillyrabbit90 September 22, 2008
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To describe something that is extreme.
Billy and Jeff went sledding naked, it was so Mountain Dew.
by mh40sw December 03, 2009
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Slang: The act of mounting another person and doing them, having sex.
Damn, she is hot! I would love to mountain dew her!
by tibbin October 22, 2008
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Mountain Dew

A Soft-Drink popularized by pictures of Counter-Strike and World of Warcraft Junkies sitting at their desks full of trash and desperately needing a shave. Outside of the internet, it is mostly known for causing health problems (i.e. the Yellow 5 dye, which may cause problems in the genetaila.)

It should also be noted that nothing from Mountains makes Mountain Dew, and there is no Dew in fact. There may or may not be Pitch in Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. For those of you who don't know what Pitch is, google it.
Guy 1: Look at this dude! He's got what, 50 cans of Mountain Dew stacked up beside his desk?

Guy 1's GF: That's disgusting.
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