mountaineer

a person of the homosexual persuasion, similar to brokeback mountaineer

He finally became a mountaineer and scaled Mount Tommy.

by The Beech April 15, 2006

the mountaineer

A colossal shit that rises above "sea level"

"the mountaineer"

A shit so big, when your finished it's piled high above the water level and looks like a mountain in the middle of a lake.

by el douche-o October 6, 2009

mountaineer

When Boone girls get in a pyrimid (like Cheerleaders) and one guy works his way from the bottom to the top.

1: Dude, what did you do last night?
2. Last night I did a mountaineer with 6 girls, it was awesome.

by YosefSC2 November 20, 2009

mountains

Pimples or acne on a person, normally the nose

wow, you have some disgusting mountains

<throws up>

by anonymous September 1, 2008

mountain people mountain sea

When your friend is a retard, they don't know the word crowd.

Jian Sheng : " I wrote mountain people mountain sea in my essay."

Jinhao : " Are you dumb?"

Jeffery : " Are you fucked in the head"?

by HotdogJesus November 30, 2021

clothes mountain

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.

"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"

by Nennis October 9, 2008

Mountain Trash

Snowboarders, particularly when they are "littered" all over the mountain or ski area. When not scraping snow off the mountain you can find them taking up entire trails either waiting for their turn on a feature at the terrain park or just hanging out on the slopes.

"Dude, that trail had a ton of knuckle-draggers on it."
"Seriously, there was Mountain trash everywhere."

by dirtykurty May 7, 2012