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Two Mooser

A Two Mooser: is when a man and women man and a man or woman and a woman take both of their thumbs in a 69 position and put them in the others asshole and pull it open and then insert their tongue into the ass

The thumbs in this sense become the antlers and the tongue is now considered the moose thus giving you the Two Mooser as it involves two people doing it simultaneously in the 69 position
Tom and sally did a two mooser last night he said it was the best thing in the world!
by The Mooser January 10, 2019
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mooper

It is a person who talks about stuff which does not interest his audience. Somebody who speaks of nonsense. Moopers are commonly found in offices with management positions. etymology: mo - mouth oper - from pooper, pooping (crapping)
Stop mooping! you mooper.
by Longgy August 31, 2006
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mooner

the act of whipping down ones pants and bending over to reveal ones ass cheeks.
SNAP! Yo moms hung a mooner and I saw her fucking snapper!
by bt February 20, 2003
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Mooer

The act of being someone that moos
Alex Cassie and Jaime were technically and officially mooers after consistently mooing at the cows across the feild.
by Jaime August 25, 2004
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Mooer

The 'tarded way to say 'cow'. (See 'tard)
Mooers live on farms.
by JulieandLauren March 31, 2004
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mooder

One who moods.
One who is often in a bad mood.
"That guy is a total mooder."
"what's up, mooder?"
by tina56218 January 30, 2006
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mooter

An old jazz musician term for marijuana from the 1930s. Part of the secret lingo used for public obfuscation.
"Hey bro, you got any mooter on you? I'm out."
by Red Ipson September 18, 2011
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