Moose Stuff

Things done with or by a Moose.

Guy:"What's moose stuff?"

Moose:"Whatever you want it to be; I can have sex with you or I can just stand over there and drink from that lake, and everything in between...

Guy:"Get in..."

by Mooselvr January 11, 2008

Mooseconflappers

A word that generally means any swear word such as: crap, shit, fuck, dammit, etc.

It is normally used by Canadians, since they are in the moose country.

Oh mooseconflappers! I forgot to pack my lunch for the day!

by Cucumb3rs March 15, 2009

Shredded Moose

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style

This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html

I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.

by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008

Chocolate Moose

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

moose soup

When a lady wants to have sexual relations with another person she will say "Come down later for moose soup". The term was first coined by a lady in Alaska watching a boat race. Now it is prevalent throughout the interewebs.

"Come down later for moose soup" "You guys come down later, I have moose soups and everything"

by DiamondTrey July 31, 2017

Moobyuken

When someone performs the Shoryuken move from Street Fighter onto a fat-man's moob, causing it to swing up into the air

Guy #1: Dude look at that fat guy, I'm totally gonna give him a Moobyuken
Guy #2: What?
Guy #1: Watch...MOOBYUKEN!
Fat guy: OW! what was that for?
Guy #2: owned

by BigPalooka December 4, 2009

Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.

I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017