Skunk Monkey

an individual or group of individuals displaying extremely stinky primate behaviors.

Everytime I go to a restaurant, I can always cont on a group of skunk monkeys to make a show about their bill and run out without paying or tipping.

by Turnt Team Captain October 10, 2025

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

monkeyspank

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

by dilary huff October 5, 2007

Skunk money

When you go balls out doing something stupid

ME:Yo Steve do you wanna skunk money it
STEVE:I don't know looks a bit dangerous

ME:Do it for the boyz?

by Rat pudding 49 January 27, 2017

monkeyspunk

The discharge following monkey masturbation

You covered me in monkeyspunk you masturbating monkey

by Figit February 26, 2003

monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

by stubs June 29, 2003

monkeyspanker

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

by andy thomas August 19, 2003