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mongoloid patrol

any bus or van full of retards
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
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Mongolian Ladder

Three or more individuals perform oral copulation balanced upon each others' shoulders. The person standing on the ground forms the base of the ladder, the second participant sits on the shoulders of the first permitting oral genital contact, and so on. The maximum height of the ladder is determined by the strength of the participants.
Those circus people are freaky yo - I heard they runnin' Mongolian Ladders all night long!
by Stumpy23 February 21, 2008
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cock mongrel

One who selfishly devours the cock.
Wow, that Cornell is such a cock mongrel.
by Jumai182 January 19, 2008
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Mongolian Cinnamon Roll

When you cum on her tits and spread it around with your dick like you are glazing a cinnamon roll.
Keith finished on Carries chest and then gave her the Mongolian Cinnamon Roll.
by JayMinn August 17, 2019
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Mongolian Chimney Sweep

The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.
Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.
by El Kroppo August 13, 2008
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Mongolian Monocle

This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.

Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"

"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
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ass mongrel

anal bitch, generally. some one who pays too much attention to things that don't posess any qualities worth paying attention to. consequently, an ass mongrel's presence is less than appreciated, due to being such a tool.
Dude, I was working with Dave the other day, and he fucking narc'd me out for not wearing my name tag to LuAnn. (mumble mumble dumb bitch)

Man, he's such an Ass Mongrel.
by neoprisonr March 22, 2004
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