mongtarded

mongtareded is the mixture of a retard and a mong.

someone who does something retarded but is naturally a mong.

that guy is so mongtarded

by Deto123 May 18, 2011

mongaretardaloid

You complete and utter fucking retarded mongoloid

"Why is my sperm so powerful?
I've only been with my girlfriend for about four weeks, but the doctor says she is five months pregnant. Why is my sperm so powerful."

You mongaretardaloid.

by You_sir_are_a_fucking_idiot November 27, 2011

Monogay

1. Being suuuuuper straight (*wink wink*) yet being gay for one particular person of the same sex.

Tim: You're so monogay.
Susan: I'm not gay!
Tim: You're basically dating your best friend, who is a girl. And I said monogay.
Susan: Yeah, but it's totally straight.
Tim: You're totally monogay.

by H A H A H A July 15, 2014

monogamonkey

someone that jumps from one relationship to another without much of a pause in between

Did you hear that Natalie is dating Kyle? It hasn't even been a month since she broke up with Chad. What a monogamonkey.

by nattack69 May 7, 2020

monogabutt

What a woman calls her butt when she only let's one man perform anal sex on her.

Heather only let's Geof fuck her monogabutt.

by Mr Crowley March 21, 2021

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

Tana Mongeau

A female YouTuber from Las Vegas, Nevada. Who has recently been in the spotlight, after IDubbz exposed her for her racist comments. Her channel consists of rants and videos involving stories that are either filled with holes or are completely exaggerated.

Tana Mongeau is the cancer of youtube vlogs.

by fase February 7, 2017